Friday, February 27, 2009, 9:29 AM
I wanna talk about food orgasms.Okay they don't really give me a real orgasm [can anybody hell tell me what is it like to feel a real orgasm?! gdammit!] but it's like this,
"-pops food into mouth-, -chews-, -tastes-, -savours-," and then, "-MOANS-".
My current food orgasm has gotta be Pastamania's Spicy Chicken! Just the thought of it is ...
"Mmm... -swoons-"
I don't know why people say Pastamania has the worst pastas [is there such a word?!] lor. Spicy Chicken is teh food orgasm, and I rate Al Funghi the second best.
Shitballs, it's 1.30am in the morning and here I am having unsexual thoughts about food. I smell hunger pangs! -sniffs-
KJ introduced me to Ben&Jerry's some cookie dough ice cream [can't remember the name] and she said it's 'TEH BOMB', as quoted. Nabueys, it's like another food that ranks next to Spicy Chicken/Al Funghi ok!
But it contains 1400 freaking' swirling calories filled with endorphine rushes LOR.
Now you tell me how to get rid of them lah, you tell me! I shall start to plan on my revanche [the non-political sense] on KJ! -casts flirtatious looks on Matthew Alex-
Right now my mind's wandering to Seoul Garden's kimchi soup, or even the soup me KJ and J used to have at steamboats, not forgetting Starbucks' Chocolate Cream Chip, or even the tangy chu mi fen.
I need food orgasms. NOW.
Kay I know I'm almost near becoming a pole [minus the leg muscles], I know my BMI's very low. But KJ says she can vouch for me I eat a lot ok! Doc wants me to 'eat more' cos apparently my current diet is 'not enough' and I am 'too thin' and 'close to being anorexic'.
Honey are you gonna bring me to another round of Spicy Chicken? :D
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Mandy, 9 Sept 1992.
Singapore Polytechnic, DHRMP01.
Always a dancer. (:
A silent grace unfolds,
grows conspicuous in the naked eyes.
Poise and grace is all it needs,
to penetrate your deepest shallows.
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